A progress update and cover art preview for COJT Volume Three.
Book Three Update
Gumshoe Hodges
The following took place after I spent two hours on the internet staring at women butts. For context, I was on a quest to help my wife find a pair of jeans to replace her favorite pair that she’d worn to
Steps to Avoid Writing a Boring Passage
As I was working on book three today, I found myself thinking that the real challenge in writing a story comes down to the question: What to do with the boring parts? Side note: I mean, its not boring to
Baby X Has Arrived
My wife and I woke up the morning of January 6th to find her water had broken. Regardless of what thirty years of sitcoms had me imagining this moment would look like, we operated like a highly trained team of Navy Seals with 9 months mission prep.
Parody Covers – Chosen By The Martian
It occured to me, as I flipped through the Amazon’s Kindle categories the other day, that a bestselling ebook cover is a mix of three key elements: (1) a picture of Matt Damon’s face with (2) a shot of some dudes abs
Diffuse the Bomb
My step son turned fifteen yesterday. Every year around this time we take him to a haunted house and scare the crap out of him for his birthday. Anyhow, been updating the blogs aesthetics lately, and I came across this
Tell me…Do you bleed?
If you haven’t seen the new Batman vs Super Man Trailer: Link
The Caveman Interviews | Sexual Position
Today on the caveman interviews, we travel back in time to ask the question: So, just what sexual position do you and the cave woman seem to, well… you know…? Was there ever an instinctual default method? If so, what
The Caveman Interviews | Footwear
I often ask myself, what a cave person would think of [insert odd modern behavior | stereotype]. I’ve been thinking of turning the questions that come to mind into a weekly series. Today, I was home sick, and found myself
Action Cat Walks Away From Explosion
So, these are my new favorite thing this morning.