A progress update and cover art preview for COJT Volume Three.
Baby X Has Arrived
My wife and I woke up the morning of January 6th to find her water had broken. Regardless of what thirty years of sitcoms had me imagining this moment would look like, we operated like a highly trained team of Navy Seals with 9 months mission prep.
Diffuse the Bomb
My step son turned fifteen yesterday. Every year around this time we take him to a haunted house and scare the crap out of him for his birthday. Anyhow, been updating the blogs aesthetics lately, and I came across this
A Father Son Discussion | Diffusion of the Bomb
Follow my blog with Bloglovin My son came into my room the other day. He was clearly upset. He is fourteen on Saturday, and the seeds of rebellion grow stronger roots everyday. Sitting beside me, he expressed his anger with
The Never Parent | The Real Danger Of User Friendly
When I was in my twenties and thought about the day I might have a child, my worry was always, “how will I keep the world away from the kid long enough for them to be wise enough to deal
The Never Parent | I HAVE THE POWER
Like All Parents, I gain great joy from torturing my step-son in the service of his scholastic endeavors. Recently I was given a new weapon in the battle, the power to turn off the router (internet access) with my smart
The Never Lecture | SOPs for Handling a Teenager | Rebooted
Couldn’t get the PDF of this to display properly. Instead, just dropping text into entry below: THE NEVER BLOG | PARENT – TEENAGER WEEKEND INTERACTION SOP AUTHOR(s): T. Ellery Hodges DATE OF IMPLIMENTATION: March 8th, 2014 (BETA VERSION 0.1) PURPOSE:
The Never Parent | Striking Your Children – An Instructional Manual
Okay, provocative title, if you’re actually looking for instructions on how to beat children you’ve come to the wrong place. This entry is about beating step-children. Yeah… no, but in all seriousness, the other day I was taking a late