You see pictures with captions on them everywhere on the internet. I’ve never made any, so today I tried my hand at it. Not sure if anyone will fall to floor laughing, but I went with the first 4 ideas
The Never Ninja | Contacting A Celebrity… Kind Of.
So, I’ve never tried to contact a celebrity. I’ve never even tried to contact an internet celebrity. Okay wait, fact check: that is a lie – admittedly I once sent an email to #SylvesterStallone through a link on his fan
The Never Lecture | SOPs for Handling a Teenager | Rebooted
Couldn’t get the PDF of this to display properly. Instead, just dropping text into entry below: THE NEVER BLOG | PARENT – TEENAGER WEEKEND INTERACTION SOP AUTHOR(s): T. Ellery Hodges DATE OF IMPLIMENTATION: March 8th, 2014 (BETA VERSION 0.1) PURPOSE:
The Never Parent | Striking Your Children – An Instructional Manual
Okay, provocative title, if you’re actually looking for instructions on how to beat children you’ve come to the wrong place. This entry is about beating step-children. Yeah… no, but in all seriousness, the other day I was taking a late
Man Of Steel Review – Spoiler Alert – DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE FILM YET
Spoiler Alert – Man Of Steel Review – DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE FILM YET. This was a review I wrote for my co-workers, the monday after opening night. I never really intended it for a
The Never Puppy | Shit-Pocalypse | A Documentary
See if you can figure out how the story ends before I get there…. Those who aren’t aware, my son’s Doberman Pincher (a Big Dog) and my wife’s Border Collie (a slightly smaller Big Dog) had seven puppies a while